Publisher's Synopsis
Hypothermia Is Not an Excuse
A darkly absurd theatrical comedy where Macbeth meets Titanic-and everyone brings a knife to the séance.
Three delightfully deranged women-Lady Macbeth, Valeria Messalina, and Rosa DeWitt Bukater-discover an ancient spellbook and attempt to concoct the elixir of eternal youth. With bubbling cauldrons, chopped carrots, gender debates, and the sudden arrival of a shirtless Jack Dawson/Genie, their vanity-fuelled magic spirals into glorious chaos. Set aboard the Titanic, this is a savage farce of murder, metamorphosis, and meta-theatre-where even the fourth wall isn't safe.
Disclaimer: The infamous director James Cameron has absolutely not authorised his appearance in this play (but we may have used him anyway).
