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How to Properly Dispose of Planet Earth

Hardback (15 Jan 2019)

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Publisher's Synopsis

Popular New Yorker cartoonist Paul Noth continues his illustrated middle grade series about a boy, his wacky family, and an out-of-this-world adventure in this laugh-out-loud sequel to How to Sell Your Family to the Aliens.

Happy Conklin Jr. is still the only 10-year-old who has to shave three times a day, thanks to being tested on by his inventor father. And it's safe to say Hap is the only 10-year-old who accidentally sold his entire family to aliens. The good news is that Hap managed to save his family--including his tyrannical Grandma--but now the Conklins face a problem that might put the whole world in danger . . .

Hap wants a girl in his sixth-grade science class to be his lab partner but lacks the courage to even talk to her. Through the mysterious powers of Squeep! the lizard, he finds a way to overcome this fear but also, unfortunately, opens a black hole in his middle school that will swallow the solar system unless he's able to stop it. In his race against time to save everything, he's helped by his sister Kayla, greatly hindered by his sister Alice, and uncovers the truth about Grandma's plan to take over the Galaxy.

Book information

ISBN: 9781681196596
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
Imprint: Bloomsbury Children's Books
Pub date:
DEWEY: [Fic]
DEWEY edition: 23
Language: English
Number of pages: 185
Weight: 295g
Height: 210mm
Width: 140mm
Spine width: 23mm