Publisher's Synopsis
What starts as a desperate attempt to dodge a budget meeting ends with a man accidentally faking his death and becoming a cult hero for the terminally overworked.
Dave Sanders-mid-level analyst, professional ghoster (literally), and emotional support human to a cat with abandonment issues-wanted one thing: to escape corporate hell. One canoe mishap and a viral Reddit thread later, he's presumed dead, meme-ified, and mysteriously more loved than he ever was alive. As Dave navigates life on the run-armed with nothing but granola bars, sarcasm, and a growing fanbase of internet truthers-he must reckon with his past, his cat, and the absurdity of being famous for disappearing.
