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How to Embarrass Teachers

How to Embarrass Teachers

Unabridged

Paperback (17 Jan 2013)

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Publisher's Synopsis

Ever cringed at something your teacher has said or done? Then these poems are for you! Now's the time to find out how a well-placed whoopee cushion (amongst other things) can make your teacher squirm . . .

All the class is silent

Our eyes are fixed on where

The whoopee cushion's waiting on our teacher's chair

We're praying for the moment, when she will sit down

We're thinking of the giggling when we hear that funny sound -

SQUEAK! BLART! HONK! FLURP! PARP! BLURRRR!

The whoopee cushion's waiting on our teacher's chair.

Paul Cookson

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Macmillan Children's Books

Book information

ISBN: 9781447241263
Publisher: Macmillan
Imprint: Macmillan Children's Books
Pub date:
Edition: Unabridged
DEWEY: 821.9208
DEWEY edition: 23
Language: English
Number of pages: 89
Weight: 78g
Height: 197mm
Width: 130mm
Spine width: 7mm