Publisher's Synopsis
Assembled by a team of dieticians from SLOB (the Symons Laboratory of Bodycare), this book shows the reader how to get fat, stay fat, secure an Evans (Outsizes) Ltd chargecard, break the ice at parties, enjoy sport without getting thin, transform your earning power as a fat person, discover the secret of non-stop nookie and put your "shrinking" problem behind you.;This book is packed with hints and an exercise programme based on the Oxford Diet (#375 + VAT). It is illustrated with desirable models (Mel Smith, Oprah Winfrey) who really know how to accentuate their curves. And it's got all the street-smarts they do not teach at the Prue Leith Cookery School.;Mitchell Symons also co-wrote "Journolists" and "Movielists" and his wife Penny is the author of "Cover Up: Taking the Lid off the Cosmetics Industry".
