Publisher's Synopsis
Survive the apocalypse with sarcasm, snacks, and just enough practical knowledge to stay mostly alive.
Whether it's zombies, societal collapse, or the Wi-Fi finally giving up - How Not to Die Horribly is your no-nonsense, slightly-unhinged companion for surviving the end of the world.
Perfect for fans of Zombie Survival Guide, The Art of Not Giving a F***, and mildly panicking in the woods.
This survival handbook covers:
- How to build a shelter (without crying)
- Finding clean water that won't kill you
- Cooking without power, seasoning, or dignity
- The delicate art of not trusting strangers
- Dealing with your own slow mental unraveling
- And why edible mushrooms are more important than weapons
Whether you're prepping for doomsday or just want to laugh through the chaos, this guide blends actual bushcraft knowledge with gallows humour, sharp wit, and dry commentary on humanity's poor decision-making.
Because if the world's going to end, you may as well face it with a cup of tea, a rope, and the ability to set things on fire responsibly
