Publisher's Synopsis
President John Adams wrote to his Wife, Abigail, saying: "May only Honest Wise Men Live under this Roof," speaking of the Roof of the White House in Washington, District of Chief Criminals, which, at that Time was "... just an Old Barn with Cracks between the Boards, and Squeaky Floors," according to President Abraham Lincoln, who spent most of his Nights at the Veteran's Home, just down the Street: beCause, he Preferred the Company of the Wounded Men, more than that of his own Wife, who was a Spoiled Dawter of a Rich Man, who did not know when to keep her Mouth Shut. Chances are that those Veterans gained a lot of Wisdom from being in the Uncivilized War of the 1860s, who could Relate with that "... Tall Gangly Collection of Depressed Bones with a Covering of Greatly Stressed Wrinkled Skin," as our Selected Premier Author of the Millennium put it, who Presents "Guaranteed Solutions!" (HOW to Solve our Local and Global Problems in the Most-Rational Manner Possible!) By The Worldwide People's Revolution!(R) Book 080, in an Artistic Unique Way, which we have not Heard before now, in this Wonderful Book, which all Wise Men and Wise Women should Carefully Study, Knowing for a Fact that they will never get to Live in that Little White Outhouse on the Capital Dunghill, to put it in Biblical Terms, as Isaiah or Jeremiah might say, who did not Beat Around the Bush very much; but, just enough to get their Books Included in that Holy Bible, which is Missing several Important Organs, you might say ― such as, Good Government, which should have been Written by Holy Moses, if he had any Idea what a Good Government should Do for Worldwide Law, Order, Obedience, Peace and True Prosperity. Perhaps he knew nothing about it, nor even Thot about it; but, Present World Events are Causing us to Think about it with a Capital T: beCause, we might be the next Victims of the Bug-19, or even the Victims of "The Great ATOMIC NIGHTMARE!" (The Saddest Story in World History!) By The Great White Bald Eagle! Book 099. Therefore, if you know of any Wise People, you should Kindly Direct their Attention to this Inspired Book: beCause it Presents Irrefutable Provable Truths, and a Smidgen of Humor for Flavoring and Spice.
