Publisher's Synopsis
In this over the top tale, neurotic Brian Berkley is left at the altar by his long-time girlfriend for the ultimate love story. A chance meeting with a mysterious ass-kicking woman named Holliday leads Brian into a life he never could have pictured for himself-a life of crime as an amateur bank robber. Brian and Holliday have to deal with douchey ex-lovers, a childhood friend turned cop, and the heist of a lifetime, all while Brian tries not to crap his pants. They may have just met, but if things don't go as planned then they might be spending the rest of their lives together--whether they like it or not.Don't purchase this book hoping for flowery language and a complex narrative--you're getting crude humour and an enjoyably simple plot!Getting Locked Down is the comedically raunchy debut novel by Canadian writer Cameron Stewart Miller. It's the first in his line of simplistic, over the top, and juvenile books any adult or even any young-adult with a taste for crude humour will love.
