Publisher's Synopsis
"Stoner-Gothic LEBOWSKIAN chaos, man: astral bats and bad vibes. A DUDE-homage retelling of Bram Stoker's Dracula! Book your summer trip through TRANZylvania. Ride the weird! Bring garlic." Kates McFadden
"THE definitive high school (and college) version of Dracula. Read this one instead." Ray Thomas Baker ===================================================Dracula's a BUMMER, man - a real trip through the dark side.So, right. Blurb time, yo. Ok, this dude - The Other Dude, right? T.O.D. - TOD Harker - he gets a bit roasted and maybe heads out to some gnarly castle in TRANZylvania (where they're all vibin' on a different plane, man... like, astral projection but with evil bats)... to help this, uh, very uncool old Count-dude snag some sketchy London real estate. Seemed like a chill gig at first - y'know, business trip, spooky mansion, weird vibes, spicy food, lots of sesh-time - but turns out, Count Drippy McChompface was less 'euro-aristo' and more 'ancient bloodsucking naked creepula who preys on hot English girls.' THAT sure sounds familiar, yo.
But, like, you kinda know the story. (Well, this one's a little different.) What follows is a wild brain-taco ride through fog, fear, an angry dog, a whole lotta symbolic quasi-Victorian repressionistas, girly girls, blood, bats, brainwashing, trephination, A SCREAMING NIHILIST - your basic Tuesday. And, I mean, like, not a chill outing, man. So yeah - this is not just a book, it's, like... a whole vibe. A classic of the new DUDE HORROR mood-sauce cosmic-filing-cabinet, what fancy people with too many letters after their names call "genre," whoa. Heavy on the spooky, light on the plot. Tastes crypt-ic, man. (See what I did there?) That's it. It's too much, really. Words, yo. So, go do the thing, dudes and dudettes. Ghost, coast, and toast.
