Publisher's Synopsis
Esoteric literature for today's busy pseudointellectual-on-the-goWherein you can learn such things as: - How Protestantism overcame its humble origins as five pieces of damp paper nailed to a door to eventually win the Colonial Era.- Why blogposting witches and imageboard wizards might actually be onto something. - Why it only makes sense that the human psyche is physically real, despite all biological findings to the contrary. - Which particular women I would have personally burned alive in Seventeenth Century Salem if I were in the Puritan judiciary. And much more
