Publisher's Synopsis
What if newborn babies could talk? What would they say about the faults and follies of their parents, and the problems and pains of learning to navigate the world? What would they say about the crazy things that adults do, like putting flower in the bread machine and forgetting to add tractors and fences to Old MacDonald's farm? And if they could talk, well, who would listen?Grammas would listen. That's what Ashley Rose found out, when she arrived in the world and realized that her first-time parents could really use a manual, and she had forgotten to pack one. In three years of letters to her Grammas, Ashley Rose chronicles the frustrations of life on Earth, but also the wonder and humor of it all. Come see the world through the eyes of a baby, and then a toddler, as told to the most sympathetic of all possible audiences: her Grammas.
