Publisher's Synopsis
Congratulations! You're a dad. You thought you had things under control, until you found yourself outnumbered by tiny humans with strong opinions, endless energy, and the ability to cry over the way their sandwich was cut.
Welcome to Dad Life: Extreme Edition. In Daddy, Fix It! (But Not Like That), a self-proclaimed exhausted father of two (soon to be three!) shares the raw, ridiculous, and laugh-out-loud realities of parenting little girls. Covering everything from unwinnable wardrobe battles to the dark magic of Little Girl Math, this book is your official survival guide to navigating ponytails, bedtime negotiations, and the terrifying moment you realize you have no idea how to handle emotions. Inside, you'll learn:- Why five more minutes actually means whenever they feel like it
- How to brush a little girl's hair without starting World War III
- The real reason your bathroom is never private again
- Why TikTok has convinced your kids that they need a DIY slime laboratory
- The brutal reality of outgrowing your car, your house, and your ability to sleep
