Publisher's Synopsis
Dad Logic: The Sacred Book of Fatherly Wisdom and Bad Jokes is the ultimate guide to understanding the mysterious, groan-inducing, and unshakably confident world of fatherhood. Packed with terrible puns, legendary dad wisdom, and life lessons disguised as jokes, this book is your ticket to mastering The Art of Being a Dad-whether you're a father, a future dad, or just someone who's endured years of "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad."
From peak dad reflexes to questionable DIY methods, from perfect lawn mowing techniques to the science of dad sneezes, this book uncovers the unspoken rules that govern all dads. And of course, it delivers a treasure trove of the worst jokes ever spoken-because if it makes someone groan, it's perfect.
If you've ever rolled your eyes at a dad joke, questioned why fathers refuse to read instruction manuals, or marveled at their ability to fix things with duct tape alone-this book will explain everything (kind of).
Get ready to embrace the sacred traditions of Dad Logic-and if you're not ready, well... that's life.