Publisher's Synopsis
I have now completed my literary rant, and if you are sitting at home at night and a skinny green necked creature happens to walk out of the crop circle from the cornfield across the street from your house and peers into your living room window and scares the crap out of you, I guess I was wrong, but if that doesn't happen, I guess I was right."And if your doorbell rings and there's nobody there, it's not a Martian, it Halloween" (Orson Welles, 1938).