Publisher's Synopsis
Excerpt from Correct English; How to Use It, 1900, Vol. 2: A Monthly Magazine Devoted to the Proper Use of English
Tompkins That's a handsome umbrella you've got there, Gibbs. Yes, Tompkins. About what does it cost to carry an um brella like that? Eternal vigilance. - Selected.
A visitor at a Columbia (mo.) school the other day asked one of the lower grade classes this question: What is the axis of the earth? An imaginary line passing from one pole to the other, on which the earth revolves, proudly answered the pupil. Yes, said the examiner, well pleased, and could you hang a bonnet on it Yes, sir. Indeed! And what kind of a bonnet? An imaginary bon net, sir. The visitor asked no more questions that (lay - Exchange.
The Expert Professor - Too bad! One of my pupils to whom I have given two courses of instruction in the cultivation of the memory has forgotten to pay me. And the worst of it is, I can't remember his name - Exchange.
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