Publisher's Synopsis
Read the words of the world's only Autodidact Polymath Magnificently Methodical Southern Woman and The Most Brilliant Woman In The World as she guides you through page after page of deep thinking coupled with hilarious snarky until the lily is gilded. You will faint in pure pleasure at her insights. Yes, humorists are much busier people than you, especially this one who has identified the role of the Medicinal Margarita in a writer's life, and more than you can imagine as this partial list of chapters will show. (And yes, you will want to read the footnoes.)
"Do not despise small beginnings."Conversations in Hyperreality, or The Polymaths Amongst Us and the New Renaissance
Cats throughout history, or How I almost threw up
What do Marxists, Russians, and Pussy-Hat Wearing Liberal Democrat RINO Socialist Fascist Commies all have in common? They love money
The Most Brilliant Woman In The World nailed it a long time ago
Explaining a Theme Park to Future Archeologists
and Anthropologists
The Medicinal Margarita
The difference between boys and girls, from someone who knows
A Gender Scholar goes to Hooter's to find out why it is so popular
"I do not apologize for my insensitive tweet."
"No Selfie Zone"
One cannot wave a weenie. One can only waggle it
Angela listens to braggings and questions the recollections
If This, Then That: Or How to Spin facts in an Alternative Universe
Caution: Prone to break out in song
If I write a tell-all about my affair with a married, big-time, well-known, highly lauded, and not-too-much-younger-than-me crime writer, will my other books sell faster?
Living life tempo Snapchato
What I've learned of communication by singing at Jazz jams
Two conversations in hyperreality, or Karma is a bitch
How not to rob a convenience store
Pansexual: The New Slut
The Winds of War
Emojis and Emoticons: The New Language of Love
Conversation over a coffee shop counter
I was accused of being an unsuccessful smartass. Does that make me a dumbass?
You never really know someone until you sleep with them
Goodbye, Aretha
How Angela put da beatdown on the Kingsmen drummer
The Art of the Snappy Comeback: That's my name. Don't wear it out
Hazel and The Russians: A Lesson in Diplomacy
Speaking of bullies
How to Speak Like a Liberal Newscaster in Three Easy Steps
How to Speak like a Conservative Newscaster
How to Speak Like a Conservative TV/Radio Pundit
The History of The Dark Web
The Vagina Wars
Commas be gone
The Nature of the Crave: Part Three
Playing Strip Poker Like a Boss
