Publisher's Synopsis
LeeAnn Tourneau's experiences begin as an innocent and naive 14 year old living under the strict rule of her off-the-boat French parents. She's led to believe that sperm can swim through clothes, and somehow leads a teenage boy to believe that she could be pregnant for two years. After dating several musicians, she decides to get married to a non-musician that she's not in love with. Due to the extreme Catholic guilt instilled in LeeAnn by her parents, she manages to maintain her virginity until after her first divorce. She continues to fall in love over and over again, with plenty of men harboring myriads of secrets. As much as she gets hurt, she continues to forge on with resilience and a sense of humor that leads to many bad decisions and head-slapping moments. LeeAnn's dating escapades span through musicians, bikers, stalkers, psychos, plenty of liars and manipulators - and even a cockatoo kidnapper! Through it all, she maintains her sense of humor while continuing her search for Mr. Right, but keeps ending up with Mr. Right Now.