Publisher's Synopsis
She's got as many ex's as expectations, but none are getting her what she desires - a way up the ladder of success. It's 1995, and there's a gym on every corner. Spandex is born. Fitness is king. And Tatiana's the Cardio Queen. A sexy misfit, who cannot get rid of her ex-fiance, a chef tempting her with Tiramisu. While Tatiana is huffing and puffing in her classes and love life, industry nemesis, Sasha, is making bank on a fitness workout that sucks out loud. Strange clients, class members, and horrible dates drive Tatiana toward a precipice. She resents her no-play lifestyle. She has to do something life-altering... A themed workout DVD that she stars in and produces. It's part joke and part desperation but all that and a bag of chips. Piggly Wiggly cannot keep it on the shelves. Oprah's calling. Tatiana rides the fame train into a stratosphere of fulfilled desires. There's even Blake. He's yummier than M&Ms. But at the climax of success...Tatiana faces a threat that could take her down professionally and personally. With disaster looming, her best friend sequesters her to an Ashram for spiritual asylum and organic food. Tatiana confronts her illusions and shares an a-ha moment with a 70-year old that will smack you in your third eye. Will Tatiana reinvent herself or stay stuck in the muck of her current life path? Guffaw, cheer, and get your groove on while reading The Cardio Chronicles. My three decades as a fitness instructor inspired me to write a book as hot today as hot pants once were in the 90s.
