Publisher's Synopsis
Drink Water, Study the Classics & Stay Weird
Long thought extinct, a wizard has suddenly appeared on the streets of Phoenix. Not only does the he have a bad habit of accidentally casting spells to the detriment of citizens, he's determined to crack the rap charts. For four hundred years, he's been in exile, studying the art of Erotic Death Rap. Unfortunately, the wizard proves a far better singer than rapper, thus dismissed by the game.