Publisher's Synopsis
I'm dying, was the last thought to escape Zip's mind before everything went black. What had he done? The portal in front of him had a mind of its own, holding him in a vice like grip, forcing him slowly towards its pulsating surface. The pressure made it near impossible to breathe, and his head started throbbing with pain, which rapidly spread throughout the entire body. He did not think he could endure much more of this torture; it felt like being stretched out to infinity, while being poked with iron rods straight from a blazing furnace. Flashbacks showed him as a young boy growing up in the gutters of Crudniggle, a city so vile and putrid that it was favored by characters of a more sinister and shady persuasion; usually lurking in the shadows at night, waiting for an easy prey. The unlucky victims, more often than not, ended up face down in an alley with a sharp pointy object protruding from their backs. Don't waste a second more contemplating if you should buy this book, it is a must read. Buy it now and experience first hand the riveting adventures of the wizard apprentice Zip, Zoe the vampire, Floki the Hordeland Barbarian Hero and many other odd characters and places. This fantasy book is packed with heroes, vampires and wizard spells. Still thinking about it, take action now! The orange buy button is yearning and waiting for you to click it. Regards Zip Zero"
