Publisher's Synopsis
Ten Commandments for Hair Salon Patrons
1. Thou shall not stalk the stylist
2. Thou shall bathe before thy appointment
3. Thou shall wash thy offspring before bringing them in
4. If thou art nasty, thou shall pay for a shampoo
5. Thou shall not spill thy life story on thy first visit
6. If thou choose to breed, thou (and not me) are to attend to the offspring
7. Thou shall know terminology of hair before speaking it
8. Thou shall not ask for more to be done than thy hair will allow
9. Thou shall not discuss sex, religion, or politics with thy stylist
10. Thou shall not wear enough perfume to gag the entire room
"Behind the Chair; Rantings of a Burnt-Out Stylist" is a delightful little book of observations of the public at large. Curtis Wright is a former hair stylist with a wealth of cutting yet hilarious snippets that will have you rolling on the salon floor.
"If you find yourself in these pages, it is up to you to change...if you can. Otherwise, be warned that the stylists will be laughing at you when you leave!"
