Publisher's Synopsis
This book should not be read my miners, or anyone else who operates heavy machinery.On a serious note, this book contains language that should only be read by adults, and those not of a sensitive nature.The type of explanations in this book are legs, of the opposite sex, wide open and describes getting your head in there and having fun, bedroom gymnastics if you know what I mean.It's not even really erotica. This is pure porn.This book is one orgasm away from seventy thousand words. It is shy by only a few sucks of a... Well you get the idea.John is just a guy whose ex-girlfriend comes to visit him one afternoon and they nearly get caught in a compromising position in the garden! A few weeks later he gets invited out for a drink by a lady at work; there he gets more than he had bargained for. After that, just about every woman that he meets, he ends up having sex with, resulting in funny and interesting stories.
