Publisher's Synopsis
There are three things in this man's world that run hot or cold. When they're hot, you gotta jump on 'em, ride 'em hard and fast. When they're cold, you gotta get off 'em, get far away, and leave 'em the hell alone! Those three things are: Cards, Dice, and Women! -- Anonymous Gambler Do you, like millions of other guys, wish you could: Understand Women? WE DO! We know what women want, and we can give it to them, If they behave. If you are like most men, you have struggled for years trying to understand why women do what they do, why their behavior is so irrational, and how you can avoid the tribulations associated with any breach of protocol on your part, however unfathomable or unintentional. Well, you are not alone! Millions of men around the world share the same complaint: How to know what's going on in that pretty little head of theirs, and how to keep them happy. Most of all, men want to know WHAT WOMEN WANT! Your struggle, our struggle and those of countless other men is the reason why we wrote the book and founded the All-American Man Club, Keepers of the All-American Man Card. This manual is a guide to help you achieve the freedom to become the man you were destined to be. In it you will find helpful phrases, questions and answers, lists of both approved actions and punishable behaviors, as well as a wealth of ideas for what to do when she tries to grab your man-sack, metaphorically speaking. You will see how to either garner or lose valuable points on your All-American Man Card. There are sections dealing with relationships, and valuable AAMC Principles. Of course, we will reveal women's Achilles Heel, and the coveted secret to What Women Want. Join now! Join the guys who are brave enough to Stand Up against their diabolical plan to dominate men! It's time for men to get their sacks back. You will learn how to have your pie and eat it too! Get your copy now. We are: The All-American MAN CLUB KEEPERS OF THE ALL-AMERICAN MAN CARD A Guide to Help Guys GET THEIR SACKS BACK Little Known Fact: There is no such thing as vagina envy
