Publisher's Synopsis
EDDIE: Cancel your dinky little roomette on the train. I'm booking us two of the big bedroom suites.
BIRDIE: I'll cancel it AFTER you've booked the other sleeper rooms. And reimburse you.
EDDIE: Don't worry about it. Just cancel your tickets. I got this. Round trip. I'm on the Amtrak website right now.
BIRDIE: You don't have to leave NYC when I do! You'll hardly be able to spend any time with your Instagram girlfriend that you've never met!
EDDIE: It's fine. She'll be fine with it. Cancel your tickets.
BIRDIE: You aren't going to stop texting me until I've canceled them, are you?
EDDIE: Damn right I'm not. Just do it. You can thank me later.
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EDDIE: Um. Did you cancel your tickets?
BIRDIE: Yes, Edward. I canceled them.
EDDIE: Okay, because it turns out they only had one Family Bedroom from LA to Chicago. But the good news is I booked it for us. It's the biggest room they had. The bad news is I booked it for us. And it's the only sleeper room they have left now.
EDDIE: In related news, there was also only one room left from Chicago to New York.
EDDIE: Hands up if you're excited! *man raising hand emoji*
BIRDIE: I am so mad at you right now.
BIRDIE: I've compiled a list of ground rules re shared train bedroom. Check your email, please read carefully, and refer to it again on the ninth of February. Thank you.
EDDIE: *nerd face emoji* Received. I have some notes.
