Publisher's Synopsis
Your child can now learn their ABCs and find validation in the listless vacuum of their own angst at the same time!Every parent knows how important it is to start their child's learning on the right footing and that begins with the alphabet. Learning the alphabet is crucial for your budding learner to start down the path of suffocating nihilism and existential malaise. Building upon the foundation of learning their letters, your child will soon be able to deconstruct the deep chasm of meaninglessness that shapes our lives.
