Publisher's Synopsis
Nineteen year old Mormon missionaries, Heber and Hyrum Smoot, have been given a daunting assignment: convert the multi-racial winos of Pioneer Park. The identical twin brothers must battle mistaken identity, sibling rivalry, and diverse sexuality as they grapple with the spiritual demands of their mission. The high-jinks that follow include dangerous encounters with gypsies, brushes with a missionary's taboo, romance, and the theft of a precious religious icon from the Mormon Temple.