Publisher's Synopsis
Everyone delights in wordplay! Whether it's the love of words or the love of a good laugh, this book will keep you laughing. Keep it around-in your bathroom, at a party-it will make sure you smile and laugh out loud at least once a day.
Where else would you find these jewels…
- When there's a sale on tennis balls, it's first come, first serve.
- Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
- Why does the Pope travel so much? Because he's a roamin' Catholic.
- What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The Grape Wall of China!
O-pun the door to hundreds of goodies that will have you howling or groaning, but certainly-like the surgery patient-in stitches.
