Publisher's Synopsis
A drunken Albanian and his reckless companion challenge the might of the Ottoman Empire-armed only with goats, wine, and extremely questionable battle tactics.
With humor reminiscent of Monty Python, Terry Pratchett, and Blackadder, this novel blends historical adventure with irreverent wit, slapstick antics, and sharp satire. Expect absurd escapades, clever wordplay, and tongue-in-cheek historical mayhem-perfect for readers who enjoy a hearty laugh with their history.
In the rugged mountains and war-torn valleys of 15th-century Albania, Europe's fate hangs precariously in the balance. The unstoppable might of the Ottoman Empire, under Sultan Mehmed II, pushes relentlessly westward, swallowing kingdoms whole. Against this grim backdrop stand two unlikely champions: Pjetër and Kola, soldiers under the legendary Albanian leader, Skanderbeg. Far from conventional heroes, this irrepressible duo is better known for drinking, jesting, and sparking chaotic misadventures than disciplined soldiering.Follow Pjetër, cautious and level-headed yet always dragged into trouble, and Kola, whose impulsive escapades frequently blur bravery and sheer madness, as they stumble through pivotal historical events. From the gritty, mud-soaked battlefield of Torvioll to the intricacies and absurdities of Venetian diplomacy, their antics constantly defy reason-and sometimes even historical accuracy.
Witness sieges survived on boot-leather soup, espionage missions turned into slapstick disasters, and daring guerrilla tactics involving stolen wagons full of wine. When the Ottomans general threatens to crush their homeland once and for all, Pjetër and Kola find themselves in increasingly improbable scenarios, where their knack for comedic chaos might be their greatest weapon.
Packed with vivid historical detail, unforgettable characters, and biting humor, A Fool's Guide to Fighting Ottomans is an irreverent exploration of one of history's most turbulent eras. Prepare to be immersed in laughter, danger, camaraderie, and absurd heroics as two of history's most unlikely warriors drink, joke, and accidentally conquer their way into legend
