Publisher's Synopsis
In hilarious words and uncensored original drawings, Mr.
Tempus tells you-man or woman, young or old-how you can
take care of bodily business, get away with it, and actually
have some fun doing it.
In his irreverent A 40 Point Guide to Peeing in New York,
Tempus reveals the sophisticated New Yorkers secrets to
using automobiles and mailboxes as shields, taking advantage
of construction scaffolds and raincoats, and employing
conversation with imaginary friends as covers. The instructions
are clear as a bell and each of the 40 points is accompanied
with one of Tempus's nonpareil drawings. This book will have
people laughing and peeing for a long time to come!
