2020 Fresh Clean Jokes For Kids: The biggest book of original jokes for children Over 2200 kid-safe quiz-style animal jokes, cross-the-road jokes, pun jokes, physics jokes, chemistry jokes, biology jokes, geography jokes, computer jokes...

This is one of the biggest jokebooks of all time! It has:

• 2020 new jokes plus a few hundred extra to adjust for some old jokes
• Jokes for learning - cross-the-road jokes, animal jokes, pun jokes, computer jokes, programming jokes, physics jokes, chemistry jokes, biology jokes, medical jokes, financial jokes, geography jokes...
• Jokes for fun - financial jokes, breakup jokes, Rajinikanth Facts (similar to Chuck Norris Facts)
• Three chapters devoted to foreign languages (French, Latin and a few others)
• A treasure house of clever puns, wordplay and interesting facts/riddles - mostly written like a quiz
• Some of the best one-liners EVER written in the English language. If you are sceptical, read the jokes under the title 'Off The Wall Philosopher'
• Plenty of illustrations and some very novel joke formats (Useful Latin/French/Foreign phrases, Off-The-Wall Philosophers, Jokes You Love To Hate, Elephant-and-Ant jokes, and Geography Jokes)
• Loads of fun for kids and their families. Absolutely no (‿?‿) humour.

• Part 1 - for learning
  • Children's Jokes
    • Why did the lizard sue the hospital?
      After it broke off its tail, a psychiatrist wanted to treat it as a split-personality disorder.
  • Computer Jokes
    • What made the quantum computer so frustrated?
      He made a complete fool of himself.
  • Physics Jokes
    • How many astronauts would it take to a screw a lightbulb?
      One to turn the bulb and several to prevent the spacecraft from spinning in the same direction.
  • Chemistry Jokes
    • What happened to nitric acid after water decided to leave?
      It left him fuming.
  • Biology Jokes
    • Why is xylem more believable than phloem?
      Phloem can say anything but it does not hold water.
• Part 2 - for fun
  • Political Jokes
    • What is a politically incorrect name for a parent who hides the tin with chocolates on the top shelf?
      Elitist.
    • What is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who finds the chocolates in the top shelf before you can?
      Thought criminal
    • What is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who can reach the chocolates in the top shelf?
      Height criminal.
    • What is a politically incorrect name for an older sibling who prevents you from reaching the chocolates in the top shelf?
      Obstructionist.
    • What is a politically incorrect name that a parent calls you when you get caught and your story changes each time you tell it?
      Revisionist.
    • What is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who is too chicken to get into trouble or does not get caught often enough?
      Conformist.
    • What is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who always has a backup plan?
      Survivalist.
    • What is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who does get caught but does not get punished as often as you do?
      Expert.
    • What is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who manages eliminate his tracks before you bring it to your parents' attention?
      Escapologist.
    • What is a politically incorrect name for a parent who does not want to hear your legitimate excuses?
      Russophobe.